Meet Minky and Teddy 😍 These gorgeous miniature Labradoodles are ‘my boys’, but are affectionately known as the jizz bags. Minky is the dark-haired ball of energy and Teddy is the leggy ‘blond’, although he’s not a natural blond. He uses L’oreal Paris excellence 9.3 (possibly 9.4) light golden blonde hair dye…because he’s worth it. Teddy is also easily identifiable by his permanent vacant facial expression. Lydia and I were asked to be their Godparents. It was an offer I couldn’t refuse…
From that moment onwards, I have been known as the ‘Dogfather’.
I’ve also been training them a couple of times a week since lockdown and they’ve made great progress. They both respond to hand commands to varying degrees, although Teddy’s responses sometimes work in a bit of a delayed manner. I gave him the command to lie down a few hours ago and have just received word that he is now asleep.
Good boy Teddy! 😁
Minky: Hey Teddy, does it smell of updog in here?
Teddy: What’s updog?
Minky: Nothing much mate, what’s up with you?
Teddy: I don’t get it
Sorry Ted…but that’s what you get for mistaking my leg for a tree!
Unrelated Minky and Teddy fact: their human nana makes a ‘fookin’ mean breakfast’! 10/10 on a recent TripAdvisor review 👍